What the HECK is going on here?! I’m gone for two LOUSY minutes and some bimbo is moving in on my territory! Well, fat chance I’m gonna let that happen. Arnold is gonna be mine, this vacation and no little beach chippie is gonna come between us!
Arnold my love
My sultry preteen
Why must I hold you
Only whilst I dream?
Will I be forever enslaved by your spell?
Why must I worship you and never tell?
Arnold, you make my girlhood tremble
My senses all go wacky
Someday I’ll tell the world my love
Or my name’s not Helga G. Pataki