Answers to questions will be drawn. Time may vary depending on how basic/interesting/elaborate/detailed your question(s) will be. Tumblr (3.0; @askhelgapataki)http://askhelgapataki.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwqgzsivDP1qa1id2o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwqgzsivDP1qa1id2o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwqgzsivDP1qa1id2o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwqgzsivDP1qa1id2o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwqgzsivDP1qa1id2o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwqgzsivDP1qa1id2o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://askhelgapataki.tumblr.com/post/14746775222http://askhelgapataki.tumblr.com/post/14746775222Sat, 24 Dec 2011 17:02:28 -0800helga geraldine patakihey arnold!christmas<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw8czcXCpr1r2sn6bo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw8czcXCpr1r2sn6bo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw8czcXCpr1r2sn6bo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw8czcXCpr1r2sn6bo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote><small><strong>Helga:</strong> “Oh come off your high horse, sister. Christmas is about presents! It’s about getting as much stuff as you can possibly get. It’s about money and flash. It’s about shopping like a barbarian. It’s about getting yours before the other guy gets his.”</small></blockquote> <p></p>http://askhelgapataki.tumblr.com/post/14739985563http://askhelgapataki.tumblr.com/post/14739985563Sat, 24 Dec 2011 13:57:22 -0800helga g. patakihey arnold!christmas<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv5gpqEyxG1qeu4qt.jpg" alt=""/><strong>ROLL IN YOUR QUESTIONS:</strong> I don&#8217;t care how dumb the question may be! Don&#8217;t be afraid to ask me anything! MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!!!!</p>http://askhelgapataki.tumblr.com/post/13241829841http://askhelgapataki.tumblr.com/post/13241829841Wed, 23 Nov 2011 21:33:30 -0800helgageraldinepatakihey arnold!questions<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgnyngXjTT1qc29zxo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://askhelgapataki.tumblr.com/post/13240942412http://askhelgapataki.tumblr.com/post/13240942412Wed, 23 Nov 2011 21:09:00 -0800Helga Geraldine Patakimake overhey arnold!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luvofcswUR1qm6n6ao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://askhelgapataki.tumblr.com/post/13146197713http://askhelgapataki.tumblr.com/post/13146197713Mon, 21 Nov 2011 20:46:57 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luvvk1lH8D1qmbqaho1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://askhelgapataki.tumblr.com/post/13146161230http://askhelgapataki.tumblr.com/post/13146161230Mon, 21 Nov 2011 20:45:57 -0800<p>What the HECK is going on here?! I&#8217;m gone for two LOUSY minutes and some bimbo is moving in on my territory! Well, fat chance I&#8217;m gonna let that happen. Arnold is gonna be mine, this vacation and no little beach chippie is gonna come between us!</p>http://askhelgapataki.tumblr.com/post/12833745089http://askhelgapataki.tumblr.com/post/12833745089Tue, 15 Nov 2011 04:38:47 -0800helga geraldine patakihey arnold!summe loveepisode“Hey, who’s the SKIRT?”<br/><br/> - <em>Helga G. Pataki</em>http://askhelgapataki.tumblr.com/post/12833641663http://askhelgapataki.tumblr.com/post/12833641663Tue, 15 Nov 2011 04:32:50 -0800Helga Geraldine Patakihey arnold!quotehelga on the couchJolly Olly Man: Haven't you ever heard of supply and demand?!<br /> Helga: Well, I DEMAND that you SUPPLY me with some ice cream, before I knock your teeth out! http://askhelgapataki.tumblr.com/post/12833610924http://askhelgapataki.tumblr.com/post/12833610924Tue, 15 Nov 2011 04:31:01 -0800Helga Geraldine Patakihey arnold!heatepisode<p>Arnold my love<br/> My sultry preteen<br/> Why must I hold you<br/> Only whilst I dream?<br/> Will I be forever enslaved by your spell?<br/> Why must I worship you and never tell?<br/> Arnold, you make my girlhood tremble<br/> My senses all go wacky<br/> Someday I&#8217;ll tell the world my love<br/> Or my name&#8217;s not Helga G. Pataki</p>http://askhelgapataki.tumblr.com/post/12833416679http://askhelgapataki.tumblr.com/post/12833416679Tue, 15 Nov 2011 04:19:27 -0800Helga Geraldine Patakihey arnold!poemparrotepisode<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luozamSLwd1qf889jo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luozamSLwd1qf889jo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luozamSLwd1qf889jo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luozamSLwd1qf889jo11_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luozamSLwd1qf889jo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luozamSLwd1qf889jo8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luozamSLwd1qf889jo9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luozamSLwd1qf889jo10_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://oneoutonmyown.tumblr.com/post/12829400472/sandcastle-summer-love" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">oneoutonmyown</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>sandcastle -</span><em>Summer Love</em></p></blockquote>http://askhelgapataki.tumblr.com/post/12832307446http://askhelgapataki.tumblr.com/post/12832307446Tue, 15 Nov 2011 03:08:01 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luh40jC7xT1r6526qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><center>I’m DYING from boredom…</center></p>http://askhelgapataki.tumblr.com/post/12623192514http://askhelgapataki.tumblr.com/post/12623192514Thu, 10 Nov 2011 17:55:00 -0800helga geraldine patakihey arnold!